Clone Queen Video Review

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Review from THC Farmer

Fuck clone queen !!! I grabbed some clones from these douches despite all the negative reviews you see out there, most the negative reviews are about the clones being tiny and dieing after a couple days and there's so many good genetics floating around Cali and clone queen has been around for several years so I figured there genetics would at least be good, but they weren't they were the crappiest strains ive got from a dispensary in several years and they were the tiniest little bearly rooted clones I've ever seen in the tiniest rockwool cube I've ever seen, they must use a knife to cut custom cubes so the tiny tap root shows asap the cube was about 1"x1", it took two weeks of babying slowly moving them closer to the light so they didn't burn before I saw any growth. I ordered all there OGs to check them all out and see which one was there best along with headband, cataract kush and Chernobyl. They ended up giving me about 4 different strains total even though I ordered about 10. They were all terrible such a waste of time and effort. I was shocked the genetics were so bad, they have been around for so long I figured like most places they may not of started off with the best genetics but aquiered them over the years but no there still pushing crap, they must pick there genetics based on the ease and speed of rooting not on the quality of the flowers they produce. You fucking assholes clone queen how much effort would it take to at least acquire some quality genetics so your not totally burning people and waisting there time and money. A huge Fuck you to weedmaps too !!! They help clone queen by deleting negative reviews. I've been reading the reviews on several weed maps clone queen pages for months watching it happen, they have clone queen listed in several cities thru out so cal, there probably there best customer and apparently weed maps is helping them stay that way. Several negative reviews were starting to accumulate on the weedmaps Rancho Cucamonga clone queen page and three months of reviews disappeared so they can't be trusted either, there's some shady weed related buisnesses out there people beware.

Nothing Bud Dank Clone Queen Experience Pt. 1

Pt 2 coming soon

The Michelin Man came a knockin'! - Old post

So I actually typed up this post last year when Fatty McDumbass started harassing me again. YOU GUYS. He decided to make a blog about me. Like that would make me take mine down or something. Not sure what the logic was there but it does serve as a PERFECT example of Brendon's insanity. Sorry the formatting is all over the place once you get to the blog text.
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Oh Brendon. You silly, silly little bitch.You pathetic excuse for a man, a son, a brother, a human. A waste. I pity your wife and child and anyone who has the displeasure of knowing you.

I never got personal with you. Ever. When I started this blog the ONLY things I talked about were in relation to Clone Queen and the business aspect of our relationship. When you threw insults and threats my way I didn't retaliate.  When you fucked with my friends I didn't retaliate. When you posted my PARENTS address online I didn't retaliate. And I'm still not retaliating against you, I am simply clarifying some things you seem to be confused about. And while I may be a bit angry right now I can assure you that I am not afraid of you. I don't think about you. Ever. I do not care about you. While I go about my day Brendon Kennedy occupies 0% of my thoughts. But yesterday morning you decided to begin harassing and threatening me again, along with several other people. So now I have a few things to say. 

So Brendon has taken it upon himself to write a blog post about me, and a few other people. Be forewarned it reads like the ramblings of a maniac. I will break down Brendon's "misinformation"and address each point I feel warrents a response. And in the event that his blog should ever come down I have screen shots of everything and will post those if needed.

THE BLOG
My responses are in red. ENJOY. 

http://thetruthaboutrachaelwolfe.blogspot.com/p/the-truth-about-rachael-wolfe.html

*extortionist. RachaelWolfe.com collaborated with DoctorJamesKrider.com and MarcellaLove.com to successfully extort some petty cash from Brendon K family  and $8,000 from OggiesPizza.com.  Please, read on...

I have never heard of James Krider (other than that you attacked him, broke his finger, and lost a lawsuit against him) or Marcella Love (other than that she worked for you and you owe her wages like literally everyone who works for you). 

How am I extorting you with people I've never spoken to?

Oggies Pizza? What the actual fuck are you talking about. 

*ex-"gf" of brendon k.  not really 'gf' more like several month live in roomie.  while i worked supplying CA w MMJ clones, Wolfe baked oily brownies and blogged all day about fuckin freddy faggot mercury.

Wow well if we were only roommates you sure got a hell of a lot of sex out of it! Remember when we had sex in that hot tub in the mountains? I guess I'm a pretty cool roommate! 

Not sure why you ate so many brownies and suggested we sell them if you hated them so much...oh wait you are a lying psychopath. 

Really? You're going to insult Freddie FUCKING Mercury? You clearly have no taste (or class). 

*stalker nope . cast aside nope . scorned only by you buddy .

*broke not broke.  her last car didn't work out. my bad yeah it was your bad because you were the one who crashed it.

*bad credit eh not really.  she owes edison $ nah man, you wracked up a $2000 light bill in my name at an address I wasn't living at

do I need to get those records and post them? , and everyone else. her bad nah man I don't owe shit.

*homeless not homeless.  she doesn't work have a job got a job.  she leeches support myself.

*terrorist.  she attacks innocent people. Drama Queen. You are not innocent.  

danger to children.  she is physically abusive, Alright listen jackass. You know that is a blatant lie. How dare you? You are clearly unhinged at this point to accuse me of abuse in any way ESPECIALLY against children. Go to hell.  and has been abused her whole life by parents nope.

*her bf he is my bf if you mean best friend, ryan dejong, rocks gay pride in the closet Relevent how? Did you just need to further prove how idiotic and classless you are? Good job , and is being investigated for molesting children at wolfe's unlicensed seattle childcare. Alright - 1. I worked at a daycare like 2 years ago but it wasn't my daycare and also it was and still is 100% legal (unlike your business) 2. No Ryan is not being investigated (for anything let alone molestation you can search both our records and will find nothing) 3. I live in Washington and Ryan lives in California, am I shipping these children to him? You are such a moron. Care to submit ANY proof whatsoever? Considering you and I don't speak, we have no mutual friends and live in separate states how exactly did you come to discover this multi-state child daycare smuggling ring? Let me say it again (louder for the people in the back) YOU ARE AN IDIOT. 

*stupid idiocrity.  she got fucked in the ass by honda after buying the first hybrid car ever on market.  #hondaclassaction , for real. True. Your point?

You, Rachael Wolfe, are a fuckin #cyberTerrorist.  Drama Queen Rachael Wolfe, your time of smelly-hole deusche-baggery has arrived!
doctorjameskrider.com Don't know him
marcellalove.com Don't Know her
rachaelwolfe.com  : coming soon... (meaning I saved to shittiest for last) good luck with that because the domain name belongs to someone already which I'm guessing is why you went with this shit show of a blog
www.thetruthaboutclonequeen.com is MINE.  Im going to destroy your site's SEO presence by simply allowing people to read ALL OUR REVIEWS good AND bad, not just your fucking fat flappy mouth negative fucking ex-gf opinions. That's fine. People should always have access to the truth. Unfortunately you've proven repeatedly you don't care about the truth only your own (large) ass. 

I have amassed in total 1,000 reviews... REAL REVIEWS.  I have cataloged every single bit of code on the weed maps network on my own network maps-weed.com No one is dumb enough to believe that your weedmaps reviews are all honest but ok and will be posting endless content on thetruthaboutclonequeen.com... because I'm smarter than you, it will take about 1-2 weeks once launched to overcome your shitty project site based on search engine crawler technology.  What Simply because I have more content, but TRUTHFULLY THE CONTENT YOUR POSTING IS ONE-SIDED SKEWED EX-GF SCORNED OPINION. Oh honey. You naive little bastard. Do you have any idea how bad this blog makes you look? If anyone comes off as a scorned ex here it is you not me. I wouldn't be surprised if you were wearing a tin foil hat and masturbating with your tears while writing this you sad and bitter little (figuratively speaking) man. 

Believe it OR NOT, a lot of people love clone queen yeah no, some don't but you cannot say thats untrue about any company, can you?  walmart, dominos, misc...
We have come a long way since labeling popsicle sticks in your car.  WE OFFER PATIENTS BIRTH CERTIFICATES NOW! ...? Thanks for your contribution to our evolutionary success!  And thank YOU for always motivating me when it comes to this blog! 

People will see proof that you are a fucking hypocrite, so just a heads up: maybe you wanna take some time and BLOG ABOUT THAT before all these old pics of google voice with your name, number, and VOICE appear online.
we have salvaged auditory and text evidence PROVING that you loved clone queen even after you stopped working for us. Lol no you don't but feel free to post. 

I've extrapolated your parents identity and address information you are morally bankrupt I have never done anything to anyone in your family and you know it, and IF YOU CONTINUE TO EXPLOIT MY FAMILY... literally never exploited anyone

LIKE A FUCKING #CYBERTERRORIST jesus stop yelling Leech bitch...
I'm gonna turn the tables on your parents, and since I only live about an hour away, will gladly give them the notice of the website I launch specifically for each one of your fucking family members.  I've thought long and hard about this as you wanted, and remember your failed family situation and I'm guessing, Rachael Wolfe of Temecula, that your fucking innocent family has no idea about your stalking ways.
They honestly knew you were a loser already, and this stalking shit will seal the deal to show the world who Rachael Wolfe really is!

Honestly Brendon, thank you so much for taking the time to write THIS paragraph in particular. It's such a perfect example of how corrupt and evil you are. You are so mad at me right now and are lashing out in any way you can think of and you think my family is the way to do that. It's not. There is nothing you can say or do that will pull my family apart or change their opinion of me, or their love for me. You think they don't already know everything? I HAD to tell them everything three years ago when you posted my parents address on Craigslist and encouraged strangers to show up. I had to warn them. Guess what, they didn't fucking care. They aren't ashamed of me like your family is of you (yeah I know why you thought the family card would work, I know your insecurities).

Thank you for this testimony to your character. Thank you for submitting further proof that no one can trust you. Thank you for nailing your own god damn coffin shut. 

Don't let the door hit you on your fat ass on the way out 

Fuck Weedmaps.

I've always made my feelings about Weedmaps clear.

Despite knowing since AT LEAST 2012 that Clone Queen Genetics is a pure and simple SCAM they allow Brendon to keep his numerous listings because he pays them A LOT of money.

It's not enough that they allow dispensaries to write fake reviews (I know they know it happens all the time, I have spoken to them about it and I have written my fair share of fakes) but dispensaries can also only have Featured reviews displayed which prevents anyone from seeing newest or most upvoted reviews. AKA honest reviews.

Weedmaps has always only cared about their profits. Unfortunately, Weedmaps is a necessary evil in the MMJ community. Just remember that they can not be trusted and do not give one fuck about you, the patient.
You can, however, let Weedmaps know how you feel about their utter disregard for patient care or the law, or ethics, apparently.

You can call their customer service line and demand an explanation :) Imagine if enough angry patients called them that they decided to remove all Clone Queen listings. Hey, we can dream right?
949 870 1472

Clone Queen Genetics/THC Plant Is Illegally Operating With A Suspended License.

I regularly receive emails from patients and growers who keep me up to date with the latest comings and goings of Clone Queen/THC Plant/Brendon Kennedy. 
It was brought to my attention several months back that Clone Queen Genetics has been illegally operating with a suspended business license for some time. For exactly how long am I not sure but it has been at least 18 months. 

Medical and recreational cannabis laws in this country are already pretty fucked. We know this. Despite State laws legalizing marijuana, the Federal Government still has the right to seize plants, property and assets at will. DO NOT RISK DOING BUSINESS WITH CLONE QUEEN. 
We KNOW growing is risky. Don't increase that risk exponentially by giving your business to a company that can't even pay it's taxes (yes that is the reason the license is suspended) despite making tens of thousands of dollars (let's be real CQG's profits may well be in the hundreds of thousands by now). 

Every single patient who does business with Clone Queen Genetics is putting themselves at risk. 

Follow the link to see for yourself - 
http://kepler.sos.ca.gov/
Enter "Clone Queen" in the search bar and search "Corporation Name" as the search type.
A quick google search reveals that  a business receives the status "FTB Suspended"  for failure to meet tax requirements (e.g., failure to file a return, pay taxes, penalties, interest).

Regaurding Contacting Brendon.

Over the past several months I have received numerous emails from disgruntled growers asking me to give them Brendon's personal information. Let me make a few things clear.

1. I don't have it. I don't have an address, phone number or email. We have no mutual friends. We don't even live in the same state anymore. We haven't been in contact since right after I started this blog. I have no desire whatsoever to see him or speak to him again.
2. IF I did have any contact information I would not hand it out to just any angry stranger online who asked for it. I understand a lot of people are upset. I understand that crimes have been committed. I fully support any and all LEGAL action pursued against Brendon. I do not support vigilante justice.
3. I did not start this blog for revenge (mine or anyone else). I put the effort I did into this because I believed it was important to spread awareness (still do) and in some small way it helped my guilty conscience.

I don't often respond to the emails I receive. Not because I don't care but mainly because I've moved on. The part Brendon and I played in each others lives has been over for years and I've done my part to make amends with the individuals who were wronged. This blog will remain online (hopefully) until Clone Queen, THC Plant and any other illegal operations Brendon might be involved in. But as far as a witch hunt or vigilante justice are concerned do not ask me to get involved because I won't.

Of all the horrendous schemes perpetrated by CLOWN QUEEN Genetics Collective this latest scam is by far the worst. 
As some of you may have noticed CLOWN QUEEN has been spouting this line recently online:

To our loyal United States patients:
Clone Queen is Federally approved to operate NATIONWIDE. We are 100% Legally allowed to offer Cannabis Plants to 420 Friends of all 50 states.

This is in fact a BALD FACED LIE. I personally emailed NORML this morning to inquire about this supposed sudden and drastic new change in federal law regarding the distribution of medical marijuana (including clones and teens)  in states that have not been decriminalized. While waiting for an answer I did a search online and found NO INFORMATION WHATSOEVER SUPPORTING THESE CLAIMS. If anything, in the recent months the feds have been coming down harder than ever on collectives and patients. 



See for yourself how in recent months even states that allow collectives to operate are having the feds step in and shut them down. But Clone Queen wants us to believe that the federal government allows them to distribute marijuana plants to all 50 states?? If the feds are coming down on collectives who are only encouraging patient to buy medical marijuana wouldn't they be even harder on collectives encouraging patients to grow plants on a large scale?

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/01/us/hundreds-of-california-medical-marijuana-shops-close.html?pagewanted=all

http://www.denverpost.com/news/marijuana/ci_21340833/colorado-court-ruling-says-medical-marijuana-trumped-by

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/08/10/671121/arizonas-attorney-general-targets-medical-marijuana-dispensaries-protected-by-state-law/

Marijuana is STILL a class 1 drug 
http://safeaccessnow.org/article.php?id=2638

From www.whitehouse.gov

"Regardless of state laws to the contrary, there is no such thing as “medical” marijuana under Federal law.  Marijuana continues to be a Schedule I substance meaning that it has no currently accepted medical use and a high potential for abuse."
http://www.whitehouse.gov/ondcp/federal-laws-pertaining-to-marijuana

Now perhaps this is what Clone Queen is basing their statements on:
http://blogs.findlaw.com/blotter/2009/10/medical-marijuana-laws-new-federal-guidelines.html

But these changes ONLY apply to states that have legalized marijuana  - NOT all 50 states. Only 14 states have approved the legalization of  marijuana. Any patient not following state law is still liable to be prosecuted. 
"The Justice Department will continue to prosecute people whose claims of compliance with state and local law conceal operations that are "inconsistent" with the terms, conditions or purposes of those laws", according to Holder and Deputy Atty. Gen. David Ogden.


Why would a collective which claims to have it's patients best interests in mind make such an outrageous and erroneous statement? Do they really know so little about basic marijuana law in this country? Or do they just not care? Are they just willing to say and do WHATEVER IS NECESSARY to lure patients in to giving them hundreds and thousands of dollars?
I am disgusted with their latest attempt at scamming patients. CLONE QUEEN GENETICS COLLECTIVE is a DISGRACE and should be SHUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY. 


I am waiting on a response from NORML. When I receive one I will post it. If in fact NORML tells me that Clone Queen's statements are true, I will retract what I have posted in this entry. Until then, I am going off what I have found online. 

Patient Review found on Clone Queen's Weedmaps listing for Lake Elisinore
Posted by mister420green on September 12th 2012

I've ordered from Clone Queen before and my whole room was completely different. I specifically was looking for planetary strains and ordered 80 total mix of Jupiter, Mars, Venus and sour diesel. Not even one of the strains turned out to be what they said. I do this for a living so I'm just warning other growers who depend on verified strains. Stay clear away from here and stick with friends genetics. They will be way better than what I paid for with these guys. The staff was cool but the genetics are absolutely horrible and unverified. Don't believe me? Wait until your run comes out. Don't say you weren't warned.

Former Clone Queen patient (review found on Clone Queen's San Diego listing on Weedmaps).
Posted by stickeytrichome June 13 2012

Attention patients: this is a true review by a professional grower. I have been growing in coco coir and using different hydroponic systems and have been successful with every grow for about 10 years now...because of genetics. I recently tried to acquire some new strains from clone queen genetics because I started to get tired of growing the same strains. The first delivery I had sent to me arrived on time and half of the clones looked great and the other half looked weak and over nuted. If a beginner grower got a hold of these they would have died on them. It took me two weeks to get them out of shock and starting to thrive. I ordered 25 hindu kush, 6 super lemon and 6 bubba kush. as i was in week 3 -4 in vegetation i could noticeably tell that i did not receive what I requested from clone queen. I had all different strains. this being a huge problem because now i was stuck with unknown strains with unknown flowering times. As i got into flower I had noticed that strains i previously grew were thriving and starting to shoot out nice thick white calyxes and I had noticed that all the super lemons I had ordered were shooting out pink hairs which browned in weak 2 because they were hermaphrodites. I immediately pulled them out of my room in order to salvage the rest of my crop. So lost all the lemons. Next the bubbas were all different. I noticed in veg but during flower it was really noticeable. some were tall and lanky and others were short and resembled bubba. one was a hermphrodite ( most likely because of the lemons though) As for the hindus....just terrible. I dont even know if i got a hindu. my friends that ordered as well said they look like their blueberries. so they are all scrambled. i even got some crazy OG in the mix. it is either chem dawg or og. its a tall lanky sativa that has little bud kernels and nice and frosty though. really thats the best one i had got. earthy and sweet. but produced only and ounce with a long 6 week vege. (very low yield) I only had 13 out of 37 survive. and only 1 blueberry and 1 chemdawg or og of some type was dank. the rest were examples of poor genetics. Clone queen cost me about $10,000 in wasted nutrients, energy and time. you guys owe me huge .


If you want to share your experience with Clone Queen (thcplant.com) with others without it being covered up please email me @ underahoneymoon@hotmail.com and I will add it to this blog.

Former Clone Queen patient (review found on Clone Queen's Rancho Cucamonga listing on Weedmaps).
User name: iehydro posted on Feburary 4th 2012

So I ordered a bunch of clones from this place back towards the end of November. When the plants are in the vegative state, its extremely hard to tell different strains apart. Impossible really. So now that I have them in about the 5th week of flowering, I can see whats what. The Mars OG, they mixed up. My flood table containing the Mars OG's are completely uneven, due to there being 2 different strains. One had a much longer stretch then the other, completely different bud structures, different smells... So they mixed up the Mars OG. Im now wondering what this other strain is that I have here. 

I also ordered a bunch of Jupiter OG's. This table is completely mixed up. There's probably a good 3-4 different strains on this table. Some with huge broad indica leaves, and others with the smaller OG leaf sets. The table is completely uneven because of the different stretches of the different strains. So I don't even know whats going on, on that table. They're completely mixed up. 

Then I ordered the XXX Headband OG. This is the only one that they didnt mix up. The table is solid with identical plants throughout. The description they listed above on this one does not match the strain at all. This is a pure Sativa dominant plant, that reminds me of a Sativa Landrace. The plant grows HUGE!! Not a very good plant for indoor growing. This plant will take over your garden and has a ridiculous stretch once in flowering. The plant went from 1 foot tall entering flowering and is now very easily 4-5 feet tall. The buds are long massive colas, that will definitely need to be supported, so the yield on this strain is going to be great. The description above explains a hashy smell. This XXX Headband OG has nothing even close to a hashy smell. Its a Sativa dominant plant with a very strong citrusy smell to it, thats usually common in Sativas. So the description above is completely wrong. Not egg size nugs... they're long massive colas. No hashy smell or taste... totally citrusy. No dense buds, I wouldnt call them wispy, but definitely not dense like most OG's, and the plant is by no means "manageable". Its a beast that should be grown only outdoors. 

Since the descriptions are way off, I'll just assume that I'm growing something other then what I paid for. 

Oh... and the Super Lemon Haze clone I got, is completely Indica dominant, with fat broad leaves... nothing like the Super Lemon Haze from GreenHouse. So I may just throw this one in the trash so I don't waste my time growing something that's not even SLH. 

So far, no good.


No collective response to this review was ever posted. 

If you want to share your experience with Clone Queen (thcplant.com) with others without it being covered up please email me @ underahoneymoon@hotmail.com and I will add it to this blog.

Naija: Former Clone Queen patient.

Hello Rachael,

Thank you for your blog and posting the link in the several places I've seen so far. I appreciate your honesty and need to set the record straight. 

I am one of those patients CQ Genetics ripped off. I'm not sure if you still worked there when I ordered from them but all the practices you detailed were all in place when I did. I am a regular guy with 9 to 5 job and a wife and kid to feed. We are a single family income and struggle just to keep food on the table. My wife has a severe thyroid condition that makes her unable to work. My wife is actually the real "patient" but because of a pending immigration status she is scared to get a Recommendation so I got one for her. After spending more money then we had to keep her from wasting away to nothing but skin and bones I had the idea to take out a loan and set up our own little "medicine" maker.

I ordered from CQ 3 times before I caught on to the cause of my misfortune and completely garbage medicine. My unfortunate decision to order from CQ set me back over a year, has cost me thousands of dollars that I now have to pay back and has put us in a dire financial situation........and I still have a family to feed and sick wife to care for.

In no way can I condone what you did or was a part but I respect that you seem to want to make amends and at least set the record straight. I was mad as hell when the curtain was finally pulled back. I posted reviews every where only to see those 3 to 4 glowing reviews go up immediately after. At first I wanted vengeance but now I've calmed down and all I really want to to stop Brendon for continuing to rip people off. 

If you want to share your experience with Clone Queen (thcplant.com) with others without it being covered up please email me @ underahoneymoon@hotmail.com and I will add it to this blog.

Owner of Cannanetics Dispensary.

There's so much to say about Clone Queen genetics, we've heard EVERYTHING from patients coming from CQ. Our main issue had always been the lies about the genetics that were so obvious and ridiculous while we spend THOUSANDS buying elite genetics across the state and some even from outside Cali. Usually most places like this don't survive because once one or two harvests have passed with patients the bad press is so horrible that they tend to disappear  I am amazed at the fact that Clone Queen can continue with the stories I've heard and the staggering number of complaints online. 

We received a phone call about a year and a half ago by someone from CQ wanting us to produce for them. It was confusing because I didn't understand if they knew who they were contacting. We have no reason to inflate ourselves; we are a small boutique clone collective... well maybe not anymore but we were. We have still yet to this day have a single bad review in existence because of the extremes we go through to make patients happy. We also have been around years before anyone else and have been very successful so we found it odd to get this call. None the less I told "Jason" (I believe) that we would talk about it and get back to him.

A few months later I started to get mail in response to our ads from CQGENETICS.COM with major threats... anything from I hope you die to I'm calling the feds on you and hey by the way I'm the biggest, best cloner in the world so fuck you and die etc... 

I cant even imagine how hes not in prison or worse. 

Thank you for doing this. There was a whole year there were people called me almost crying. I hope your bravery will keep some of those people from buying his clones. If there's anything we can do to help you let us know, thankfully we are no longer competitors so I am messaging you just on behalf of my personal feelings and those of my patients that were burned by Clone Queen..

If you want to share your experience with Clone Queen (thcplant.com) with others without it being covered up please email me @ underahoneymoon@hotmail.com and I will add it to this blog.

The truth about Clone Queen Genetics

 By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe. 

I am writing this not out of anger, bitterness or a need for revenge. I am writing this in an attempt to tip the scales and bring some light onto the history of Clone Queen Genetics (thcplant.com) based on my experiences within the company and my own personal experience with the owner/founder Brendon Kennedy whom I dated and lived with for a few months.
I am aware that the method of operation for Brendon when receiving honest criticism is to turn and slander the person who has chosen to step forward. I have seen it happen with my friends, with his friends. At this point I don't really care. Anyone reading this should know that I am not angry or bitter and I take responsibility for the part I played. Brendon, you can say what you want about me, be it true or fabricated. I can't sit by any longer while you lie your way through life - hurting everyone in the process.

I was involved with Clone Queen Genetics from practically the beginning. I moved in with Brendon in Nov. of 2010 (Clone Queen did NOT exist before 2010) and at that time he generated a small income from selling clones to local dispensaries in the San Bernardino County area. Brendon wanted to figure out a way to make a better business from selling clones, but with out having to go through dispensaries to do so. After a lot of thought and planning he decided to expand his own garden and deal exclusively with patients. I do not claim any credit for Clone Queen Genetics. The idea is and was solely Brendon's. And believe me he put a lot of thought in to it. But yes, I was there, I had a part in it. I heard all his ideas. I lived with him and I think I know more about the company's beginnings than anyone, besides Brendon. We talked about all his plans. And I threw in a few of my own. I wanted Clone Queen to succeed. I didn't want to have to worry about money. So for a time I ignored my conscience and did what I was told. But I have no reason to remain silent any more. People have a right to know what they are getting in to. I know first hand how much time, money and effort goes in to a garden and when you invest so much you have a RIGHT to the TRUTH.

Clone Queen Genetics has only been successful because everything about it is a lie. Brendon wanted a hook - something that would set his dispensary apart from all the others. So he settles on something no one else offered - VERIFIED GENETICS. Claiming that all his clones were verified gave Brendon the ability to charge excessive prices and claim it was because patients were paying for the guarantee of 100% certainty with their cuts. You can go on any Clone Queen listing and you will see VERIFIED GENETICS advertised. It was what originally drew such much business and attention. Sadly, there are NO verified genetics, let alone an independent lab in Europe. The clones sold under the name "Clone Queen" originally came from Brendon's garden and he eventually out sourced to other vendors to meet the higher demand. Not only were the clones from his garden not verified, he was using clones from anyone - anyone who could supply the number of clones he needed. He needed a lot of clones. I cannot speak for Clone Queen now as I am not affiliated with it in any way and have not been for some time but at the time I knew Brendon the strains he sold under the guise of being verified were rarely what he told patients they were. We advertised having 20+ strains when in reality we had about 6-10 depending on what strains we cut. If a patient wanted a strain we didn't have we simply took whatever we had and labeled it accordingly. We did that for months. We lied to every patient we sold clones to. Even if a patient ordered a strain we had, because our own mothers were unverified there was really no way to be sure what the strain was. WE LIED TO EVERYONE.

Clone Queen took off. We received so much business it was ridiculous. There were periods when the phone would literally ring all day from patients calling. Our Weedmaps listings received hundreds of hits every day. I have to say this - Brendon is very smart. Probably the smartest person I've ever known. You have to be smart to do what he did. To start a business out of nothing and turn it into something huge in just a few months. HE IS SMART BUT HE ISN'T HONEST.
For awhile it was just the two of us. Taking care of the garden, verifying patients, taking orders and delivering. Yep that's right. If you ordered from Clone Queen in late 2010 to mid 2011 you mostly likely got your clones delivered by Brendon, and me. Clone Queen was his life, and mine too. It was all we did for months. Figuring out ways to get more mothers, more vendors and eventually more employees. We were never short on patients. We were turning down orders because we didn't have the clones to fill them. We'd have 200 hundred clones ready and could sell that in a day - two tops, easy. We started making hundreds of dollars on a daily basis, then thousands. I would like to say that I enjoyed it but that wouldn't be true. But I will get to that later.

Now we did produce some bad ass clones. Big, leafy, hardy clones with massive trails of white roots. But it was hit and miss. It was never consistent. And almost every time we used an outside vendor we got screwed. But even if every single clone we sold was beautiful and strong and produced a great yield it didn't matter.
EVERY PATIENT WAS STILL PAYING UPWARDS OF $7 (and as much as $15) FOR VERIFIED GENETICS WHICH NEVER EXISTED.
You were lucky if you even got the strain you ordered.

Almost as soon as Clone Queen took off the complaints came rolling in. Plants were dying, plants were males, plants weren't growing fast enough, plants didn't look like the strains we had said they were. Brendon had figured out a formula for making a lot of money and he got careless. He took short cuts. And the poor quality of the clones showed it. Eventually all the complaints got to be too much for the two of us to handle combined with all the work we were already doing. So we brought in a friend of mine Ryan, to help handle the online traffic and calls. And a friend of Brendon's named Joyce helped with the orders too. We gave them scripts to follow so when patients asked questions they would have the answers. Part of the job as well was creating fake accounts on weedmaps and other sites and posting positive reviews to counter the negative ones. If you spend any time online looking up Clone Queen online you will see patients saying that Clone Queen posts fake positive reviews. This is true. THE MAJORITY OF THE POSITIVE REVIEWS ARE FAKE. And while yes, some of the negative reviews are posted by competing vendors, or former employees - most of them are legitimate. Read them and believe them.

From the beginning Brendon always wanted a warranty. He wanted patients to be able to swap out plants that died or weren't growing and give them another shot. It was also another hook because no other dispensary or private vendor offered a 30 day guarantee. And we did exchange plants. Whether the plants died because they were unhealthy to begin with or were healthy and got killed by an inexperienced grower we swapped them out. People might say Clone Queen doesn't do that but for the 10 months I dated Brendon and the few months after that I helped out with patients we honored warranties. But still, we were swapping out plants that were not verified. And a lot of the time the plants we swapped were not the same strain as the original order.

I am not going to lie. The time I spent involved with Clone Queen was the MOST STRESSFUL time of my life. I hated it. I hated lying to patients. I met so many of them. Awesome, kind, funny, irie people who just wanted to grow their own medicine. And I smiled at them, smoked with them, took their money and KNEW I was ripping them off. And I hated it every single day. But I kept doing it. Eventually I broke up with Brendon and the stress I felt from Clone Queen was a big part of it. It changed me, I became someone I hated and I couldn't do it anymore. But eventually I started helping Brendon with Clone Queen again. He wanted me to take orders, schedule deliveries and deal with patients who had warranty issues. A big part of what I did also was writing fake positive reviews on Weedmaps, Budtrader, Cannabis Search, Leafly and other sites. Anytime a patient wrote a negative review either me, Brendon or another employee would immediately post 2-4 positive reviews. I spent a lot of time making fake Weedmaps accounts. I didn't want to be involved, I didn't want to have to deal with the stress but I couldn't say no to my friend. The amount of patients who complained about the quality if their clones is staggering. I would say more than half of all the patients I dealt with complained either about the service, or the plants they received. I think this was the part of the job I hated the most. Dealing with the angry patients who had been ripped off. It fucking sucked. It made me feel like shit - being a part of something that said they were honest, and there for the patients when really we just wanted their money. I'm so sorry. If I lied to you, if I ignored your emails or your calls because I knew you were upset or angry and I didn't want to deal with it, I'm sorry.

For a long time after I stopped working with Clone Queen and even after Brendon and I stopped talking I defended him. I told myself and others that he didn't mean to lie, he just did what he had to at the time. I wanted to believe the best in him but I can't anymore. I saw first hand as he failed to pay his employees, most of them were his friends, or mine. Or me. I was never paid for the work I did after we broke up. I lost my best friend after he and Brendon fought over money and work. I tried to justify everything Brendon did, even after he screwed me over too by running up a $2000 electric bill in my name after I moved out of the house we shared. Even after all the lies I still kept my mouth shut, only telling the truth about Clone Queen to my close friends.

Brendon, I know you are angry. You hate me right now. I don't care. I'm not doing this out of spite. This isn't petty revenge. If I wanted to I could have told this story to every prominent reviewer I know on Weedmaps, I could have called every patient and told them the truth. I could have bombarded you with bad reviews. For over a year I have continued to lie for you - telling people that Clone Queen Genetics is a good, honest dispensary run by a good man. I'm tired of lying. I'm tired of defending someone who doesn't care about anyone but himself. But most of all I am tired of seeing other people being lied to every day. People have a right to the truth.

I hope that this helps people who are on the fence about Clone Queen. I wrote this on blogger because I know if I were to post this on another site (especially weedmaps) it would either be removed immediately or covered up by positive reviews.

If you want to share your experience with Clone Queen (thcplant.com) with others without it being covered up please email me @ underahoneymoon@hotmail.com and I will add it to this blog.

Also if you have any questions I didn't address please email me and I will do my best to answer them.

Thank you for taking the time to read this and please know I am sorry for the part I played....



~Random Facts About CQ~

~There is no physical location for Clone Queen. Every address listed is a lie.
~The first "verified" clones came from vendors on Craigslist.
~Thcplant.com is run by Brendon Kennedy
~Despite his lucrative business, Brendon rarely pays for his weedmaps listings on time.
~Weedmaps listings would have you believe that Clone Queen has locations in San Diego, LA, Orange County, Victorville, Rancho Cucamonga etc. but the majority of clones are grown in one area. Patients then drive to a nearby location that is convenient to the delivery drivers.
~One trick employees are taught is to place the cuts with the best roots towards the outside of their trays and then encourage patients to examine those. Later the patient calls to complain about the cuts with little to no roots. Then they can wait two weeks for their warranty. Which is usually a different strain.
~Brendon Kennedy also goes by the names Evan, Jesse and I'm sure he's acquired more by now.
~All CQ employees use fake names. Mine was Lisa.
~Clone Queen employees spend hours driving around to local wi-fi spots to post fake ads that appear to be posted from different locations, by different people. I spent a lot of time at Starbucks and McDonalds.
~Almost all of the pictures associated with Clone Queen are just pictures found online. They are not of actually CQ plants, or finished product.
~Clone Queen is not a huge operation. They may move a lot of plants but there has always only been a handful of employees (most of them are constantly lied to).
~Clone Queen and disorganization go hand in hand. If you take the time to read the reviews online you will notice patients stating that they tried many times to contact CQ and could not. At times this may be because of the volume of calls and emails coming in but it's also because CQ employees are really bad at communicating and handling patients.